{"id":655,"date":"2013-11-22T10:25:00","date_gmt":"2013-11-22T15:25:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sighthoundunderground.com\/blog\/?p=655"},"modified":"2013-11-22T10:25:00","modified_gmt":"2013-11-22T15:25:00","slug":"the-top-ten-hints-that-you-might-be-a-sighthound-person","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sighthoundunderground.com\/http\/the-top-ten-hints-that-you-might-be-a-sighthound-person\/","title":{"rendered":"The Top Ten Hints That You Might Be a Sighthound Person . . ."},"content":{"rendered":"

10. You\u2019ve bought a car specifically because of the number of tall, skinny dogs you could fit into it.<\/p>\n

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9. You factor in \u201cdogage\u201d when you cook and make a little extra to dole out to the supervisory canine staff.<\/p>\n

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8. You have slept sideways across your bed (or even on the couch or the floor) because you didn\u2019t want to wake up the dog sleeping on your pillow.<\/p>\n

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\"lapdogs\"<\/a>7. You\u2019ve had any part of your body fall asleep under a very large lap dog.<\/p>\n

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6. You have more pictures of your dogs than of your human children on your Facebook page. (Go ahead and count them, we\u2019ll wait.)<\/p>\n

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5. You have walked past an article of clothing or piece of furniture you really wanted because you knew you couldn\u2019t keep it free of dog-hair.<\/p>\n

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4. You have suffered through the extreme urge to pee until you felt like crying because you didn\u2019t want to wake up the dog sleeping on you.<\/p>\n

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3. You\u2019ve had to explain to a well-meaning friend, co-worker, or teacher that you don\u2019t have an abusive boyfriend\u2014the dog really did trip you going down the stairs.<\/p>\n

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2. Your dog has more collars than you have pairs of underwear. And they\u2019re prettier. And they cost more.<\/p>\n

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And the number one hint that you might be a Sighthound person . . .<\/p>\n

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1. You pick up a pile of poop off your floor and a little voice in the back of your head says, \u201cAt least it\u2019s firm.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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