{"id":1726,"date":"2014-07-11T10:29:58","date_gmt":"2014-07-11T14:29:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sighthoundunderground.com\/blog\/?p=1726"},"modified":"2014-07-11T10:29:58","modified_gmt":"2014-07-11T14:29:58","slug":"confessions-of-a-crazy-dog-lady","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sighthoundunderground.com\/http\/confessions-of-a-crazy-dog-lady\/","title":{"rendered":"Confessions of a Crazy Dog Lady"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>No words for this abuse.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Shameful. <\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Someone rescue her!<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/sighthoundunderground.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/birthdaygirl.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-1730\" src=\"https:\/\/sighthoundunderground.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/birthdaygirl-244x300.jpg\" alt=\"birthdaygirl\" width=\"244\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a>So here I am, happy to post these awesome pictures of my companion at a birthday party. You know the ones - party hat, funny face, birthday decorations. Only to receive the above comments.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Well you see, my companion is a friend. The one who happily greets me from the moment I wake with a gentle nudge, to the instant I pull into my driveway. She always listens with not a lot to say. Mostly in return, she just wants a nice walk, back scratch and jerky treats.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Why yes it is my \u2013 can\u2019t even mutter the word -- DOG!!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Some of you will never cross that line or so you say. For now. So be it then, I am a Crazy Dog Lady. It\u2019s true, and I won\u2019t deny it. And It\u2019s only gonna get worse my friends ... 'till the next costume change, paws forward.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>P.S. I know she secretly loves it<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Editor\u2019s Note: Despite what you thought when you say the headline, this was not written by Michael Owens, SHUG Director and the original Crazy Dog Lady. We shall keep the writer\u2019s name a secret. However, her lovely Spanish galgo is Neve. You can find her adoption photo <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/SighthoundUnderground\">here<\/a>, if you wish to uncover the identity of this particular crazy dog lady.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No words for this abuse. Shameful. Someone rescue her! &nbsp; So here I am, happy to post these awesome pictures of my companion at a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1726","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p52ryM-rQ","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sighthoundunderground.com\/http\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1726"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sighthoundunderground.com\/http\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sighthoundunderground.com\/http\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sighthoundunderground.com\/http\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sighthoundunderground.com\/http\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1726"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/sighthoundunderground.com\/http\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1726\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sighthoundunderground.com\/http\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1726"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sighthoundunderground.com\/http\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1726"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sighthoundunderground.com\/http\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1726"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}