Dear Viewer: Please do not laugh at me. I am a very scary dragon. I'm working up to the whole fire-breathing thingee. Just give me a second. OK, give me another second. HMMMMM. I think maybe I saw a spark bounce off my nose. Maybe I need more practice.
As you can see, I'm celebrating Halloween early! I have been told that the Sighthound Underground auction is celebrating early, too. They has lots of Halloween collars and other items that are scary fun. You might want to swing over there. It's a boo-ti-ful thing to help doggies.