. . . to everyone who has ever loved a dog. We hope the holiday brings you chocolate hearts and flowers -- and all the sloppy puppy kisses you desire....
This is a Public Service Announcement from Piggy the faux Italian Greyhound:
Chocolate is dangerous to dogs. To safeguard their health, you must eat all the candy in that heart-shaped box. Today. Really. It's for the best. You're welcome.
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